What movies have not aged well?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-”Ah so!”

-All the bad guys are black.

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Octopussy

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

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Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

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Dr No

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-”She is very sexyful!”

Why can't the ISS take a picture of Earth and prove to the Flat Earth Society that Earth is not really flat?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Live and Let Die

-Bond slapping Tracy.

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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Goldfinger

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Diamonds Are Forever

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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

The Man with the Golden Gun

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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

From Russia With Love

-J W Pepper

President Trump kicked Zelensky out of the White House. Is it over for a deal?

You Only Live Twice

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

What are the most extreme examples of hypocrisy?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Moonraker

A View to a Kill

Why do flat Earthers still exist even though it is scientifically proven that the Earth is spherical?